Category Archives: Pies

Shortbread Crumble Apple Pie, a Bonus Vegan Version, and my Christmas Baking Plans

I want this pie…now! *drools*

A few weeks ago it was my father’s birthday, and as he always requests an apple pie instead of cake, that’s what I baked. But I love trying new things in the kitchen (plus one of my sisters is dairy-free) so I baked a Shortbread Crumble Apple Pie, instead of my Ultimate Caramel Crumb Apple Pie. I’ll share the recipe for a version of the pie with butter, but if you’re vegan (or dairy-free), just replace the butter with shortening, like I did for my dad’s birthday pie.

I always prefer a crust make with shortening AND butter, as shortening gives it that flaky texture (as does vinegar or vodka), but butter gives it that flavour that I love. But like I said, either fat is fine — you do you, boo!

Now, let’s get into the recipe, and then I’ll tell you all about my Christmas/holiday baking plans! (Oh, funny story, one of my sisters has been coming over to our place a lot to help with the baby recently, and has taken to sticking her head in the fridge to see what yummy things I’ve been making. I’ve had to warn her off certain things: “Don’t eat the fruitcake, I’m aging it for Christmas. And don’t eat the candy cane bark, that’s for some hostess gifts. Oh, and the butter cookies are for baby’s pediatrician, and the chocolate-covered oreos are for my cookie tins….” She deliberately doesn’t keep a lot of sweets at her place, so it’s temptation city when she comes over to my place. I ended up giving her a bag of Danish butter cookies. They did not last 12 hours. Is she my sister or what?)

So, pie. Let’s!


Apple Pie with Shortbread Crumble

This apple pie can be made vegan or not, as you can use butter or vegetable shortening in the crust. I like the butter version best, but the vegan version is also sure to be a hit! I mean...pie! 

Servings 8 slices


  • 3/4 c. flour
  • 1/3 c. butter
  • 1/3 c. sugar
  • 2 tbsp. sugar
  • 1 tbsp. flour
  • pinch clove and nutmeg, each
  • 1 tsp. cinnamon
  • 10 apples
  • 1 pie crust recipe (link in recipe notes)


  1. Mix first three ingredients together to form the shortbread crumble. The mixture should be slightly crumby. You can mix it together with a fork, a pie crust mixer, or your fingers (I've done all three). 

  2. Peel, core, and slice the apples, and mix with the remaining ingredients together (except for the dough, obvs). 

  3. Roll out the dough to line a pie plate. I like to crimp the edges, but you can also use the tines on a fork to make an impression on the edges. 

  4. Pour the seasoned apple mixture into the pie plate, mounding in the middle. 

  5. Sprinkle the shortbread crumble mixture on top. 

  6. Bake in a 375 degree oven for 60 minutes. The pie is done when the apples are forkably soft, and the crust is golden brown. Let cool slightly and enjoy! 

Recipe Notes

I always recommend this pie crust recipe -- you can replace the vodka with vinegar if you want, but...why? ūüôā

Welp, it’s that time of year, when my baking ramps up along with my waistline, as I think of and try to bake All The (Yummy) Things. This year my baking is a little scaled back, what with a new baby and all, but I’m still managing to get in some delicious things. I made my usual White Chocolate Candy Cane Bark, several iterations of Ginger Cookies (vegan and low-gluten), plus Fruitcake, and Danish Butter Cookies. I still have lots of candy canes left, so I might try baking a batch of Candy Cane Redux Cookies. And I’m thinking of making some Lemon Meringue Tartlets to celebrate the New Year with. And possibly some Chocolate Chunk Whipped Shortbread to go with it. But this is all assuming baby develops a napping schedule and lets me get some baking in! Because this new mummy wants to get some eating in! Actually, just like last week, I’m typing this while baby is napping on me. Parent life, amirite?

p.s. – I was just googling some of my past Christmas/holiday-themed recipes, and came across my Peppermint Patties recipe. OMG, I totally have to make that one soon! I recommend it HIGHLY! Much easier than you’d think!

Next Post: I’m thinking I’ll share my Chicken Noodle Soup recipe. I’ve made it into a super-easy version, so that even a beginner cook can make it.¬†

Linking Up at Meal Plan Monday!

April Fool’s Food: Sky High Apple Pie (Fruit-Free Version)!

Pie! For realz. But no realz apples.

Pie! For realz. But no realz apples.

Apple Pie! Is it or isn’t it?

In fact…it isn’t! ¬†It looks like Apple pie (it fooled the DH) and tastes like Apple pie (there’s some serious chemistry behind why), but…it’s not apple pie! It’s actually made out of crackers, with lemon juice, cream of tartar, sugar, and cinnamon. The cream of tartar tastes slightly acidic and fruity, and helps the crackers hold their shape so that they look like sliced apples.¬†In addition to¬†the acidic and fruity cream of tartar,¬†the cinnamon and lemon helps trick our brain into thinking it’s apple pie.
I first came across the recipe in “The Morningside Papers”, a book by¬†Peter Gzowski. Apparently, though, the recipe has¬†been around for over a hundred years in various forms,¬†with some people saying it was developed by pioneers travelling west across North America who didn’t have access to fresh fruit, but did have access to hardtack (a super-hard type of biscuit with a super-long shelf life). How these pioneers had access to lemon juice, I don’t know, but maybe they used apple cider vinegar or some such thing.
almost all put together

Putting it all together. Or should I say…putting on the Ritz! Tee hee hee!

But my recipe is easy! I used Ritz crackers, although saltine crackers can be used too. And of course, I used my always perfect vodka pie crust recipe! It’s an easy pie to pull together, really. Just fill the pie crust with crackers boiled in a sugar solution, pour lemon juice over the crackers, and sprinkle some cinnamon on top. Bam, DONE! Ok, it’s a teeeensy bit more than that, but not much! Want to make some yourself to fool unsuspecting apple pie lovers? Here’s the recipe to make a small (but not tiny)¬†single serving apple pie, made in a fruit tart pan.

Sky High Apple Pie, Fruit-Free Version  

adapted from RITZ Mock-Apple Pie

  • 1/3 of my vodka pie crust¬†recipe
  • 13 Ritz crackers
  • boil:
  • 2/3 c. water
  • 1/4 c. sugar
  • 1/2 and 1/8 tsp. cream of tartar
  • 2 tsp. lemon juice
  • a bit less than 1/2 tsp. cinnamon

Roll out pie crust and fit into two tart pans. Mix water, sugar, and cream of tartar together and boil. Once the mixture has boiled, add in the 13 crackers and simmer for a minute or two. The crackers will start to look fuzzy and possibly disintegrate a bit. That’s ok!

Place sodden crackers into one of the pie crusts. It should fill it to heaping. Poke holes in the filling, and carefully pour a mixture of lemon juice and cinnamon over the pie. Put second pie crust on top and use a fork to press the edges together. Cut some slits in the top for the steam to escape. If you want a fancy looking pie, you can brush a beaten egg over the top, and then sprinkle it with large grain sugar. It’ll give it that fancy-pants look!

Bake in a 350 degree oven for 15 minutes or until golden on the outside.

Sing a song of...crackers?

Sing a song of…crackers?

And…does it taste like apple pie? It really does!

I gave a slice to the DH, and he agreed that it was good apple pie. Even though he had seen me taking photos with the Ritz cracker box, and even though I had been telling him that I was going to bake with the crackers, he still didn’t believe me when I told him the apple pie was actually cracker pie.

DH: What? Really? No! Look, I see apple!

Me: No, sweetie, that’s a cracker.

DH: No, it’s apple! *pokes at it with fork* See? It’s apple!

Eventually he believed me, but¬†ha ha ha! I managed to trick him! So I think you’ll be able to trick your friends and family too! If you do make¬†this pie¬†and share it with people, post in the comments what their reactions are; I’d love to hear about them!

Close-up of the apple-icious action!

Close-up of the apple-icious action!

And a Happy April’s Fool’s Day to you all!

Next Post: Potato, Potahto…or Buns? That’s right, I’m carb-loading because…carbs are tasty and that’s all there is to say. And one last thing, I’m trying to go viral by linking up with Christy Jordan’s Southern Plate website. It’s an awesome site, by the way!

Linking up at Meal Plan Monday.

BCM: I Can Bake A Cherry Pie! Or at least a Cherry Crumb Tart

I waited until it cooled just enough not to scald my tongue. Then, feasting time!

I waited until it cooled just enough not to scald my tongue. Then, feasting time!

This week’s Baking Chez Moi bake-a-long recipe is for Cherry Crumb Tart. In classic Dorie Greenspan style, she starts off the recipe by describing how she came up with the idea to make a tart with cherries after a drive through Alsace, France. As for me, my strongest association with cherries in baked form is that old folksong, which will now be your new earworm: Can she make a cherry pie, Billy Boy, Billy Boy?

The entire time I was making this tart, I was humming the song to myself, albeit with some mondegreens.

Can she make a cherry pie, Billy Boy, Billy Boy
Can she make a cherry pie, Pretty Billy?
She can make a cherry pie,
that’s the apple of my eye,
but she’s a young thing, and cannot leave her mother!¬† ¬†

Eh. Close enough. And speaking of close enough, this recipe calls for a lot of butter (yum!) and since I don’t have a scale, I sort of eyeballed it when the recipe called for 6 tbsp. here and 6 tbsp. there. So my final product may be a bit buttery, but again…eh, close enough. *grin*

Tart crust plus cherries -- it's a gonna be goot!

Tart crust plus cherries — it’s a gonna be goot!

So. The recipe! You start with a sweet tart dough base, partially baked, and fill it with an almond cream. Dorie suggests using kirsch to really bring out that cherry flavour, or otherwise sticking with vanilla extract. Me being me, I didn’t have kirsch in the house, but I did have some leftover red wine, so I used a capful of that, plus a scant tsp. of vanilla extract. The (raw and eggy) filling was delicious with that hint of red wine!

On top of the almond cream-filled tart, you place a layer of fresh cherries. Dorie suggests using a chopstick to pit the cherries if one doesn’t have a cherry pitter. The idea is to keep the cherries whole, so one just pokes the chopstick into the cherry to push the pit out. Can I just say that this¬†is a) a brilliant idea, and b) my poor bamboo chopstick will never be the same again.

Ringed round with cherries!

Ringed round with cherries!

Fresh cherries? Have a LOT of juice. And by a lot, I mean my chopstick is¬†stained a lovely plum colour,¬†as are my fingernails. In fact, both of my hands¬†are sporting a pinkish hue.¬†I mopped up¬†cherry juice splatters from the kitchen island, the sink counter, the tile behind the sink (I was facing the opposite direction, incidentally), the floor, and there were even spatters on my sock-clad feet. At one point, the DH came out of his man cave and exclaimed over the mess I’d made of the kitchen. I chased¬†him¬†out of¬†my working space¬†by¬†threatening to hug him with my cherry-juice stained self and he promptly bolted.¬†Ah, the joys of domesticity!

Too much butter. Or, just enough?

Too much butter. Or, just enough?

Once the cherries were placed on the almond cream-filled tart, it was popped into the oven and baked for a good 45 minutes. Then you pull it back out and put on the final layer: the streusel! Back into the oven it goes for another half hour, until the top is golden brown and the cherries are merrily bubbling away in their juices (or in my case, butter. See above).

Then it’s time to feast!

Verdict: Cherry Crumb Tart — worth the cherry juice stains! Am going to grab another sliver and go curl up on the couch with a book and some pillows. A good book, a cherry tart, what more could I ask for? Life is good. : )

Next Post: My homemade Oreos! Assuming I can find the pieces of paper that I scrawled my cooking notes on. Otherwise maybe my Twisted Spinach and Feta Pie. (I know, I have a thing for pies.)

My Long-Promised Easy Lemon Meringue Tartlets

Flaky, crunchy, tartness. *drooling again just thinking about it*

Flaky, crunchy, tartness. *drooling again just thinking about it*

Alright, my hearties, I’m back! I took a week and bit off from blogging, so I could focus on getting rid of my migraine. And…it worked! *touch wood* I didn’t stop cooking and baking during that time, though, so I’ve got lots of yummy things to share. First up: my long-promised lemon meringue tartlets recipe.

A fancy dish that isn’t as hard as all that. Want to learn how? Read on, dear reader…

The Crust

A flaky, buttery crust, that holds together but crumbles satisfactorily in your mouth. Yum! It’s just my vodka pie dough recipe, rolled out, pressed into tart pans, and blind-baked. I blind-baked my tarts at 400 degrees until the crust was golden. Then I removed the pie weights (I used dried chickpeas!) and foil, and let them cool. My vodka pie crust recipe will make enough for three or so tartlets, depending on your pan size.

How to blind bake? Easy peasy. Put your dough in your tartlet pans, prick the dough with a fork, cover with foil, and fill with dried chickpeas. You can see a picture in my Pink Grapefruit Tarts post, if, like me,¬†you’re more of a visual learner.

The Filling

Lemon curd, baby! Also known as my new go-to fridge staple. Got toast? Add lemon curd. Got plain cookies? Sandwich with lemon curd. Greek yoghurt? Top with lemon curd. <– Like a healthier parfait! Especially if you layer it in a wine glass with fruit and oat crumbles.

In this case though, you just fill the cooled¬†tart shells with¬†the lemon curd. I’ve used a variety of recipes. I recommend this one, but feel free to use your own. The recipe will definitely make more lemon curd than you’ll use in these tartlets, but that’s not really a problem, is it? *grin*

The Meringue Topping

Inspired by the Cranberry Crackle Tart that my bake-a-long group made from Dorie Greenspan’s cookbook Baking Chez Moi (run-on sentence much? *takes deep breath and continues with sentence*), I made a meringue topping. But I like it crunchier, more like meringue cookies, as opposed to the fluffy soft, foamy (blech!)¬†usual meringue topping.

Here’s what I did:

  • 2 egg whites
  • 1/2 c. sugar
  • pinch of salt
  • 1/2 tsp. vanilla

Beat eggs with sugar until foamy and then add in sugar, salt, and vanilla. Keep beating until slightly less foamy, and most importantly, SHINY! This will take a few minutes.

Top the lemon-curd filled tarts with the meringue, and bake in a 250 degree oven until tops are crusty when tapped with a finger, and starting to brown., roughly 45 minutes. Ish. Remove, let cool, and gobble up. Because these things are tasty, sunshine!

To sum, (1) blind-bake the tart dough, (2) fill with lemon curd, (3) top with a meringue and (4) bake on a low temperature. Then eat. And savour¬†every flaky, crunchy, soft, tart mouthful. Spring has sprung! In yo’ mouth.

Next Post: Nutella. And mini cupcakes. That is all.

Post-Pub Edit: As I’m always in search of foodie fame and fortune, I’ve added this recipe to a recipe link-up at Stacey’s Monday Meal Plan recipe gather-up at the Southern Bite site. Check it out here!

Life of Pie, Part II: Cranberry Crackle Tart and Pectin-Free Jam!

Not a mirror image, but still impressive! And most importantly -- tasty!

Not a mirror image, but still impressive! And most importantly — tasty!

Yesterday’s pie recipe was one that I’d be promising you all for a while, but here’s one that I’ve been promising myself for a while! As you know, I belong to an on-line bake-a-long group, baking our way through Dorie Greenspan’s Baking Chez Moi cookbook, and we make a recipe every two weeks. However, early on in the project, I had to miss a week and I’ve been wanting to try that recipe ever since.

This Tuesday was Rewind Tuesday with the Doristas, where we got to make a recipe that we had missed, or hadn’t perfected. Since all the recipes I make are perfect (am ignoring the laughter from the peanut gallery, thank you very much), today I’m making the Cranberry Crackle Tart that everyone else made around Thanksgiving. It’s a cranberry-spotted and¬†meringue-filled tart, with a layer of strawberry jam at the bottom, and it looks tres fancy!

The first step is the dough. Ignore the lumps of brown sugar. Actually, they were deliberate! Er, yes...deliberate!

The first step is the dough. Ignore the lumps of brown sugar. Actually, they were deliberate! Er, yes…deliberate!

And of course it wouldn’t be a Baking Chez Moi recipe at my place if I didn’t have to substitute at least one ingredient, and this recipe was no exception to the rule. I didn’t have any strawberry jam, but that didn’t stop me — I just made my own! What I didn’t have though, and couldn’t make, was white sugar. So I used brown sugar, because sugar = sugar, right? Um…maybe, kinda, sort-ish, as you’ll see!

First things first. The jam! I had some strawberries in the freezer from when I went strawberry picking back at the end of last summer, so I knew I could make some jam. I didn’t have white sugar though, and I didn’t have enough brown sugar for both the tart AND the jam, so I looked around my kitchen. And…honey! I had honey! That would work, right? A quick googling of strawberry honey jam resulted in this recipe, from The Nourishing Home blog.

The second step: le jam! Hostess gifts, here we come!

The second step: le jam! Hostess gifts, here we come!

I wasn’t sure how¬†well the¬†strawberry jam¬†would turn out, but I got to use my new canning funnel for the first time, which made me happy! And the jam turned out pretty well, too. There’s no pectin in it, but the cranberries (!) have natural pectin that helps set up the jam. It isn’t as firm as your standard pectin-filled jam, but I actually prefer it that way. And the mild tartness of the cranberries offsets the sweetness of the honey, so it becomes a more refreshing strawberry jam. I recommend the recipe!

I made the tart dough using brown sugar,¬†and then while the jam set, I blind-baked the pie. The dough actually made both a pie and two little tarts. Dorie says to use the leftover dough to make a turnover, but I like tartlets, so two tartlets it was! Then I spread the freshly made jam in the freshly baked pie shells, and whipped up some meringue…with more brown sugar.

Step three: putting it all together, while looking farm fresh!

Step three: putting it all together, while looking farm fresh!

Once the meringue was spread in the pie, I realized that I had left out the cranberries from the meringue so I a) panicked and b) dropped them on top of the meringue and pushed them in. It looked fine, so I popped them into the oven, and started the timer. Dorie said to bake it for an hour, but after a half hour, they were quite brown on top so I pulled them out. I’m sure that part of the brownness was from the brown sugar, but I wonder if any of the other Doristas who made this tart found that it browned quickly too.

The most important step: eating it all! (So. Good.)

The most important step: eating it all! (So. Good.)

The verdict? I’ll let the words of the DH stand as testament. I told him that I was going to bring in¬†the big pie to my work tomorrow, and plated us each one of the smaller tarts. We sat down and took a bite.

Me: It turned out pretty well, huh? Do you like it?

DH: No, I don’t think it’s very good. Not enough sugar in the¬†crust.¬†

Me: *crushed* Really? You don’t like it?

DH: *straight face* No, you shouldn’t bring it to work. I’ll make the sacrifice and eat it all myself.

What a prince, ladies and gentleman. A true hero for our times. So yes, was delicious! It’s a nice contrast between tart and sweet, soft and crunchy. I almost wish I wasn’t going to bring it in to work — I sort of want to eat it all myself!

Next Post: Not sure yet. Maybe lasagna? I have ricotta cheese, mozzarella, eggplant, zucchini, and noodles. Maybe I’ll whip up a sauce and layer it all together, then share the recipe with you. Mmm, yes, that’s what I’ll do!